CRASH Aerosmith (Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Mark Hudson, Dominik Miller) Sitting in a castle On the floor with Ezmorelda Waiting for the Geezer's Captain Crunch to come around Feeling suicidal Coz of certain situations Hanging from the stairs Too long I think I'm coming down It's time to crash Doin'tons of colon blow Stuffing it in every hole Miles high so am I Watching Jimmy kiss the sky Salle diner becomes a blur With everybody jammin' Republicans begin to sin The batwings start a slamming It's time to crash You drive me crazy Captain Billy Beemish Put a lamb up on a rack Thanks for coming Billy And we hope you're comin' back The castle will be waiting For the next bangers and mash Blanche and Marsha Reznick Mix their marinite with their hash It's time to crash