IF A MAN ANSWERS
Bobby Darin

If a man answers your phone when I call
There's gonna be some screamin and that ain't all
Cause if I'm here calling you
Then who's the who I'm talking to 
Any fool can see that the guy ain't me
So if a man answers your phone 
Then honey, we're through

Ev'rything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
Where there ain't no party line
I'm gonna hang this phone up now
And dial again
And there better be a soprano at the other end

Cause if the voice is baritone
When you said you'd be home alone
Then I'm wasting my time
Not to mention my dime
So if a man answers your phone 
Then, honey, I'm gone