Earache My Eye (featuring Alice Bowie)
Cheech & Chong
(written by Thomas Chong, Richard "Cheech" Marin and Gaye Delorme)

- as recorded by Cheech & Chong on "Cheech & Chong's Wedding Album"
- peaked at #9 in 1974

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

   ------ lead guitar ------

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
  money, money, money, money, money, money
  Ahhh!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  I'm so bloody rich!  Ha ha ha ha
  I own apartment buildings and shopping centers!  Ha ha ha ha
  And I only know three chords!  Ha ha ha ha