WHY NOT ME Fred Knoblock I’ll take another wedding in stride Here’s another June wedding I’m sittin’ on the bride’s side...again Why do they always have to play that song? You know the one It’s funny, but we never get to sing along Her daddy’s got her by one arm I used to have her by the other At least until she found another lover and then another Why not me? We had a real love She just didn’t think we could put it all together Why not me? We had a real love But in a flash, she’s gone forever Well, I think we’re all here I see Bill and Charlie No, wait -- Eddie got smart He had a golf game, and he just had to go to it Why do they always have to ask that question? You know the one Should I speak now or forever hold my peace of mind? Why not me? We had a real love She just didn’t think we could put it all together Why not me? We had a real love But in a flash, she’s gone forever, gone forever And the ceremony is grand But old lovers never get to make a last stand And I held some rice in my hand I let it fall to the floor I just don’t care anymore I’ll just get drunk at the reception I won’t think about her twice I’ll just say, “Congratulations. You both look real nice, real nice.” Why not me? We had a real love She just didn’t think we could put it all together From: bmaster@sgi.net