Huggin' and Chalkin' Hoagy Carmicheal as sung on "Mairzy Doats 44 Wacky Hits" MCA Records MSD2-35180/GMD 80041 - peak Billboard position # 1 in 1947 - competing versions charted by Johnny Mercer (#8) and Herbie Fields (#14) - previously charted at # 8 by Kay Kyser in 1946 - Words and Music by Clarence Leonard Hayes and Kermit Goell I got a gal who's mighty sweet Big blue eyes and tiny feet Her name is Rosabelle Magee And she tips the scales at three-oh-three Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand A-comin' around the other way over the mountain A-comin' around the other way Nobody ever said I'm weak My bones don't ache, my joints don't creak But I grow pale and I get limp Every time I see my baby blimp Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat That when you go to hug her (You don't know where you're at) (You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand) (And hug a bit and chalk a mark to see where you began) One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain) A-comin' around the other side She's a mile wide! (Chalkin' up a markdown and yellin' "No More!") When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand A-comin' around the other side (over the mountain) Over the Great Divide!! Transcribed by Robin Hood These lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording mentioned above and do not necessarily correspond with lyrics from other recordings, sheet music, songbooks or lyrics printed on album jackets.