The Tijuana Jail The Kingston Trio Words and Music by Danny Thompson (peak Billboard position # 12 in 1959) (hoot of exultation) We went one day about a month ago (a-ha-ha) To have a little fu-un (a-ha) Mexico We ended up in a gambling spot (oh yeah) a-ha-ha Where the liquor flow-owed and the dice were hot So here we a-are in the Tijuana Jail Ain’t got no frie-ends to go our bail So here we’ll sta-ay ‘cause we can’t pa-a-a-a-ay Just send our ma-ail to the Tijuana Jail I was shootin’ dice, rakin’ in the dough (long green) And then I hea-ard the whistle blow We started to run when a man in blue Said "señor, come with me ‘cause I want you." So here we a-are in the Tijuana Jail Ain’t got no frie-ends to go our bail So here we’ll sta-ay ‘cause we can’t pay Just send our mail to the Tijuana Jail (shout) Just five hundred dollars and they’ll set us free (shouted excitement) I couldn’t raise a penny if ya threatened me I know five "hunderd" don’t sound like much But just try to find somebody to touch So here we are in the Tijuana Jail Ain’t got no frie-ends to go our bail So here we’ll sta-ay ‘cause we can’t pay Just send our mai-il to the Tijuana Jail So here we a-are in the Tijuana Ja-a-a-a-il Ain’t got no frie-eh-ends to go our bail So here we’ll sta-ay ‘cause we can’t pa-ay Just send our mai-il to the Tijuana Jail Transcribed by Ronald E. Hontz ronhontz@worldnet.att.net