SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS' ROOM Motley Crue Sittin' in the classroom Thinkin' it's a drag List'nin' to the teacher Well just ain't my bag Noon bells ring You know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys On floor number two Somkin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now teacher don't you Fill me up with your rules For ev'rybody knows that Smokin' ain't allowed in school Checkin' out the halls Makin' sure the coast is clear Lookin' in the stalls No there ain't nobody here My buddies Syxx, Mick, and Tom* To get caught would surely Be the death of us all Somkin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now teacher don't you Fill me up with your rules For ev'rybody knows that Smokin' ain't allowed in school Well they put me to work In the school bookstore Checkout counter and I got bored Teacher was lookin' for me all around Two hours later you know Where I was found Smokin' in the boys' room Yes indeed, I was smokin' in the boys' room Now teacher don't you Fill me up with your rules For ev'rybody knows that Smokin' ain't allowed in school Now teacher I am fully aware of the rules For ev'rybody knows that Smokin' ain't allowed in school * Obviously indicating the 3 remaining member of Motley Crue considering the song is being sung by Vince Neil. (This note it's from: Jason Langdon )